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<<-- LAUGHING SO HARD, JUST SPIT CHICKEN AND RICE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!

The sound of irony here is deafening.

Add another religious freak to the woodpile. Stacking 'em up like cord wood. Stoopid bastards ... but then again, look at their political choices.

OW!! I think I sprained my medulla oblongata trying to understand their logic.

Bill Hicks, we need you. Where have you gone?

I've been a bad boy scrawled in blood and a collection of little shoes...

* Admits to getting a “massage” from male escort Mike Jones
* Admits to buying meth “out of curiosity.”
* Denies gay sex.
* Denies using the meth he bought.
* He travels to Denver “to write books.”

Minister admits massage from accuser

I did not inhale that woman!

Signorile interviews fallen-evangelical-leader Ted Haggard’s male hooker

Mike Jones, the guy who blew the whistle on Reverend Ted Haggard’s love of meth and gay sex, did a radio interview on Sirius today. You wanted specifics, right?

* “I only advertised in gay publications. So if someone was looking for me, they were looking in a gay publication.”

* “The first time it was pretty much mutual masturbation, then in time oral sex. He was really pretty vanilla. Only once in three years did we try anal sex.”

* “When I was on the radio show in Denver, the question was asked: Did you practice safe sex? I said, We used a condom once. The talk show host goes, You mean he wore the condom once? I said, Uh, no, I did.”

* “I can’t tell you how many ministers, pastors, priests I’ve had. It didn’t bother me, nothing surprised me.”

* “Yes, he agreed [crystal meth] enhanced his pleasure and said that he used it when he had sex with his wife too.”

Because German is a much more elegant language.

I like this part from the interview where Jones "issues a call to arms to other gay escorts, urging them to "out" clients who might be antigay hypocrites - particularly to those in Washington DC, whose clients are among members of Congress".

There would be a lot of people suddenly having "accidents" if that happened. And these people probably know that. Which keeps them quiet.

Maybe they should set up a sort of private "witness protection program"/underground railroad kind of thing? ;-) People already do that for non-custodial parent kidnappings.