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Jul 31, '07 3:04 PM
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Geek porn.

Star Wars porn.

Lego porn.

Or, as The Fugs said, cream in my jeans.

Build the ultimate Millennium Falcon™!

This is it - the biggest, most spectacular LEGO® Star Wars model ever! Straight out of the classic Star Wars movies comes the Ultimate Collector's Millennium Falcon, Han Solo's famous smuggling starship. Every detail of the modified Corellian Engineering Corporation YT-1300 freighter is here, all constructed to scale with LEGO minifigures. At almost 3 feet (90cm) long, it's the ultimate centerpiece to any Star Wars collection!

This Exclusive First Edition set includes an individually numbered Certificate of Authenticity, sealed within the product box, available only until the first production quantity is gone! Don't miss out, pre-order yours today!*

With over 5,000 pieces, this is the biggest LEGO set ever made!
Model is built completely to minifigure scale - minifigures can sit inside and man the controls!
Landing gear provides a stable base for model to stand on!
Ship is over 33" long, 22" wide and 8" tall! (84cm long x 56cm wide x 21cm tall)
Radar dish rotates and elevates and boarding ramp extends!
Top and bottom quad-laser turrets rotate for realistic play!
Cockpit top can be removed to access minifigures!
Includes 5 minifigures: Han Solo, Chewbacca, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia Organa!
This special set also includes a display card with detailed ship specifications!

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tsuihark wrote on Jul 31, '07

Hey, I was expecting porn here!

jusblanc wrote on Jul 31, '07

But all this is indeed very obscene.
(it's true, more in Baudrillard's sense ;-)...lol)

mivox wrote on Jul 31, '07

Holy crap.

My birthday is in October .... ;-)

lomion wrote on Jul 31, '07

I want a life size lego Millennium Falcon. Now that would be illegal I bet.

blackaliss wrote on Jul 31, '07

WOW! Did you ever check out the Lego store at MOA?

jackfrost wrote on Jul 31, '07

Yes, been there. Done that. I try to avoid MOA at all costs.

lenoredoll wrote on Jul 31, '07

But you can't avoid the Ikea next to it...it calls!

I want the death star.

mivox wrote on Jul 31, '07

I think a Lego store would out-call an Ikea any day of the week.

I want the death star too, for anyone who's keeping track. :-)

hrld wrote on Aug 1, '07

For 550 EUR you'd think at least the radar dish and the laser turrets are actually working. There seems to be a 1k pieces version of the Millennium Falcon out there too.

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