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Cat Quotes and Sayings

Jun 5, '08 3:05 PM
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Cat Quotes and Sayings

"I like my food to move.": CAT
"I need to put out the cat" said the fireman.
"I'm gonna eat you, little fishy!" Cat
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
"You can't have my shiny thing!": Cat
*%^&~$%@$!9 Hey cat! ...and stay OFF my keyboard!
9 out of 10 serial killers own cats.
A cat has to have a name, or else it wouldn't be a cat.
A cat is a four footed allergen.
A cat is always on the wrong side of a door.
A cat is an animal who never cries over spilled milk.
A cat is an extension of God.
A cat is easier to train than a moderator.
A cat is easier to train than a woman.
A cat is nobody's fool.
A cat is the universe's way of showing us perfection.
A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey.
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
A cat will go "quack" - if you squeeze it hard enough.
A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A cat's courage is as strong as a dog's chain
A cat's purr: Most effective stress medicine known.
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird and a cat is a person.
A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a purrrrson.
A dog is prose; a cat is a poem.
A harmless, necessary cat.
A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food.
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
All dogs go to heaven. Cats watch them leave.
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted
And on the 8th day, God created cats....
And what are cat diapers called? PamPurrs?
And why did cats decide to become domestic animals?
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Are cats supposed to thump when you dry 'em in the dryer?
Aren't cats just widdle furry balls of balls of love?
At least a cat can go to the bathroom by itself!
At such times, us wise Cats retire to meditate...
Avoid messes: Cover cat before microwaving.
Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm. Pull legs and chew tail.
Bake 350 for 40 minutes - cat should be flaky, not tough.
Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.
But I don't like the cat. Shut up and eat your dinner!
But I don't wanna put Cool-Whip on the cat!
Call my cat?! No, I just run the can opener...
Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
Cat Fu: Cat bathing as martial art.
Cat Problem: Being mistaken for Bill the cat.
Catalan: Local area network for Cats.
Catalog: the cat's firewood
Catalogue: How to tell one sort of cat from another.
Catalyst (n.) An alphabetical list of cats.
Catastrophe: an award for the cat with the nicest buns.
Catatonic (n.) - Italian beverage most preferred by cats.
Catatonic: An aging cat in desperate need for Geritol.
Catholic (n.) A cat with a drinking problem.
Catifornia: The Sunshine State for cats.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1.
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Clowdyer n -s [prob. var. of clutter]:a group of cats
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it was my hammer!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower!
Curiosity killed the cat? What the heck they got 9 lives.
Curiosity may kill the cat, but a 12 gauge is quicker!
Definition: Cat Scan. Searching for kitty.
Do Invisible Cats Drink Evaporated Milk?
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.
Don't ask me. The cats are in charge around here.
DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:...
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards!
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN Eat mouse instead? (Y/N)
Even a noseless cat can smell.
Even worse than raining cats & dogs is hailing taxis.
Every Dog has his Day, but the Nights belong to Cats!
Eye of gnat, tail of cat, where's that darn bug at?
Felicity: A town inhabited by happy cats.
Felinious Assault: Striking something with a cat.
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Four hours to bury the cat? Yeah, it won't stay still...
Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOFFF!
Gotta run... the cat's caught in the printer again!
Great! My cat's been cashing my reality checks again....
Had a cat once. Tasted like a hairball!
He who don't like cats don't like pets smarter than they.
Help! I've got a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
Hmmm... A giant fire breathing cat just teleported in.
How come our cat runs the house but pays no bills?
How do make a cat float? Start with two scoops of cat...
How do you explain Daylight Savings to a cat?
Humans: creatures subservient to cats.
I love cats! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
I always wear real fur - the cats sleep on the laundry!
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
I can't use Windows. The cat ate my mouse.
I could have more fun in a cat litter pan.
I don't own a cat; I have her on a long term lease.
I fed some lemon to my cat and now I got a sour puss.
I fed the cat . . . to the dog.
I got a cat for my wife. I think it was a fair trade.
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
I got rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.
I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
I had a cat tagline, but the dog ate it.
I had a dog tagline, but my cat ate it...
I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
I inherited curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
I interfaced my cat and my radio. I just got hiss.
I love cats 'cause they're stranger than I am!
I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant.
I understand cats, women are the mystery!
I was a cat in my other lives.
I was a cat in nine of my former lives.
I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouseholes.
I'm the boss. My cat said so!!
I've found the perfect solution for cat odors. A gun.
If a stud cat gets fixed, its broken...
If cats and dogs can live together why can't men & women?
If cats bought catfood it would wiggle.
If cats have kittens, do bats have bittens?
If he throws up once more, I'm gonna name that cat CHUCK!
If I throw a cat out of a car window, is it kitty litter?
If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on?
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
If you would know a man, observe how your cat treats him.
In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
In a lifetime, the average cat sheds 14.95 lbs. of fur.
In Ulthar, no man may kill a cat.
Is it better to call cat taglines FEE-LINES ?!?
Is that you singing, or does the cat want in?
Is yours a real cat or does it come when you call it?
It took my cat a month to fully train me.
It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the cat.
It's 11:00pm, do you know what your cats are shredding?
It's always darkest right before you step on the cat.
It's the cat's house; I just pay the mortgage.
Kick cat for service.
Kiss a cat, you might like it
Kitty Wells = where cats go to drink
Love to, but I have to floss my cat.
Make a cat meow? Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW.
Many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.
Mice and Men make plans, Cats and Women should work.
Mice Crispies: breakfast of champion cats!
Missing your cat? Check the tread on my car's tires.
Mouse not found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
Must go - My attack cat needs her claws filed.
My :* cat :* :* walks all :* over me.
My cat has 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily!
My cat has left me to play Socks on SNL.
My cat is good for nothing, but he's very, very good!
My cat makes me search the room for invisible intruders.
My cat thinks it's a dog ... it goes MEARF MEARF.
My cat typed this tagline. <meow Prrrrr>
My cat wasn't broke but I had her fixed anyway.
My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
My cat's name is Winky, The One Eyed Wonder Kitty.
My dog thinks he's human, but my cat KNOWS she's God.
My dog thinks he's human, but my cat thinks she's God.
My life is devoted to the care and convenience of my Cat.
My other cat ignores me too!
My other cat is a Jaguar
My tennis racket's broken, can I borrow your cat?
Network management is like herding cats.
Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself.
Never say anything bad about another person's cat.
Never trust a smiling cat.
Never try to out stubborn a cat.
Nothing is more relaxed than a sleeping cat.
Official Tagline of the 1996 Cat Spearing Competition.
One cat just leads to another.
One great thing about cats--they don't bark.
Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved.
PURR if you love cats
Purranoia: the fear your cat is up to something.
Purranoia: The feeling that your cats are out to get you.
Purring....the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purvey: The sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
Put the cat out?? I didn't know it was burning!!
Scatology, The science of shooing cats.
Science asks "How?", Philosophy ask "Why", And cats don't care.
She's So Ugly, I Bet A Cat Wouldn't Cover Her Up.
So, why don't they make mouse-flavoured cat food?
Sor%r@y! Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~ )_+| #~
Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't he
Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
Taglines are like cats. You just think they're yours.
That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
The best exercise for a cat is a dog.
The best exercise for a cat is another cat.
The cat ate cheese & waited by mousehole with baited breath
The cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
The cat that ate the ball of yarn....had mittens!
The cat was created when the lion sneezed (Arab myth)
The cat who isn't finicky soon loses control of her owner.
The cat, ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism.
The heck with fuzzy slippers! Just give me a warm cat on my feet.
The more known about people, the more to admire in cats.
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets!
The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat.
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on...
The poor cat in the rain look. It never fails.
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it's a cat.
The trouble with cats is they've got no tact.
There is no such thing as a "free" cat.
There isn't a door which can stop a lover or a cat.
There's more than one way to scan a cat.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. Get a sander!
There's never a cat around when you need one.
There's no such thing as Just a Cat!
There's nothing like a cat to give your home that lived-in look.
Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking."
To be, or not to be... Only cats really know, and they won't tell.
To discover proper respect for authority, ask any cat.
To the old cat, the tender mouse.
Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats!
Turn your cat on--Invest in a buck's worth of catnip.
Two cats are a circus, three a coup, six a revolution
Typos? Blame my cat.
WARNING! Tagline protected by Trained Attack Cat!
Washed the cat; took HOURS to get the hair off my tongue!
We are all cat toys here.
We got rid of the kids -- the cat was allergic to them!
We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
Wear natural fibers. Hug your cat.
Well I've confirmed it - cats can't swim.
Well, *do* cats have dimples?!?
What do macrobiotic cats eat? Brown mice
What do you mean, you formatted the cat?!?!
What's one more cat? Just another fluffy fuzzball of fun!
When I play in the sandbox the cat keeps covering me up.
When the cat and mouse agree, the grocer is ruined. -Persian Fable
Where do you go to catch anorexia?
Where'd the cat go? "Erp-p-ppp," said the parrot.
Why do cats have canine teeth?
Why don't cats like to swim? Why don't fish fly?
Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
Women & Cats do as they like. Men and Dogs get used to it.
Women and cats do as they like.
Wow! It IS raining cats and dogs! I'm outta here.
Yeah, I love cats too...want to trade recipes?
You can own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
You mean there ARE cat-positive taglines? Why?
You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat.
Your cat just ran over my dog.
Your Honor, my bird wants a peace bond with the cat.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want - Joseph Wood Krutch
Off all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain